{"id":1189,"date":"2011-09-26T00:25:46","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T07:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2011-09-26T00:25:46","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T07:25:46","slug":"stupid-internets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/26\/stupid-internets\/","title":{"rendered":"stupid internets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Normally here I&#8217;d have a cool new post for you to wake up to on Monday morning! But I don&#8217;t, because a mild windstorm blew our IP upstream off the net for many hours. So you get hopefully amusing bullet points.<\/p>\n<p>1: The Image of the Poll from last week are still the marine apocalypse jaguars. I never thought a combination of Battlestar Galactica and Aztec legend would be your preferred engine of the apocalypse, but who am I to argue? However, if you start to go all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skepdic.com\/vondanik.html\">ancient astronaut<\/a> on me, <a href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2011-09\/blowing-his-cover.png\">Londo Mollari is going to have to line you up and kick all your asses<\/a>. Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>2: Black Mesa is recruiting. If, you know, you&#8217;re the sort to <em>like<\/em> shipping products without testing them. C.f.:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" border=1 src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2011-09\/black-mesa-outreach.jpg\"><br \/><i>No momentum goo. No industrial properties. Why bother?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>3: I&#8217;m learning a new pick technique. It&#8217;s <em>difficult<\/em> and wants my wrist to move in ways that are apparently common for <em>you<\/em> lot but are freaky and weird to me. But I will say this: it&#8217;s <em>damned<\/eM> fast. I like that.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it. Check back for more later! I&#8217;ll come up with somethin&#8217; when I have brains again. XD<\/p>\n<p>PS: APOCALYPSE JAGUAR RAR! XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normally here I&#8217;d have a cool new post for you to wake up to on Monday morning! But I don&#8217;t, because a mild windstorm blew our IP upstream off the net for many hours. So you get hopefully amusing bullet points. 1: The Image of the Poll from last week are still the marine apocalypse [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}