{"id":1145,"date":"2011-09-15T21:26:18","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2011-09-15T21:26:18","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:26:18","slug":"as-yogi-berra-once-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/15\/as-yogi-berra-once-said\/","title":{"rendered":"as yogi berra once said"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It ain&#8217;t over &#8217;till it&#8217;s over.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/so-theres-just-this-one-more-little-thing-to-clear-up\/\">current poll<\/a> is still running! Right now it&#8217;s a bit of a Mira Grant runaway, thanks to a certain lulzy tweet by <a href=\"http:\/\/miragrant.com\">a certain author<\/a> of <em>rather substantial<\/em> name recognition, but there&#8217;s still all weekend!<\/p>\n<p>To wit: HI MIRA GRANT FANS! Welcome to the site! The official poll results come out Monday. Until then, hang out, check out the blog, and most importantly, <a href=\"http:\/\/music.crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\">enjoy our rage-driven acoustic elfmetal<\/a>. RAR! We stream everything and have some pay-what-you-like downloads, so give us supervillains a listen, won&#8217;t you? Lest ye die? &#8216;Cause we have a heat ray. And GeoIP tracking.<\/p>\n<p>Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><i>Doctor Who<\/i> fans, you can turn this around! Okay, not you guys, you probably can&#8217;t. (Go ahead, prove me wrong. I dare you!) TICKIE FANS! You&#8217;re holding on in second! YOU CAN DO THIS! Here, have a DIY bumper sticker (click through for print resolution):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2011-09\/tickiebox-is-my-master-now-bumper-large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=1 src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2011-09\/tickiebox-is-my-master-now-bumper-preview.jpg\"><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m still waiting for somebody to buy <a href=\"http:\/\/cafepress.com\/solarbird\">one of those TICKIEBOX IS MY MASTER NOW T-shirts<\/a>. I spent <em>at least<\/eM> 20 minutes on that design, <em>by request<\/eM>, people! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE. So warm. So soft. So comfortable. So <em>tickie!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what that means either, it just kind of seemed to follow. XD<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now. I&#8217;ll be in conference all weekend with some Guild people at a meeting disguised as <a href=\"http:\/\/norwescon.org\">Norwescon 35 convention committee<\/a> blah blah blah whatever who cares we have business to discuss. Yeah, I know, I&#8217;m not supposed to blow cover, but what&#8217;re you gonna do about it? <em>Nothing!<\/em> Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! MUAH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Muah ha ha!<\/p>\n<p>A good laugh. Remember. It&#8217;s about standards. They&#8217;re important.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, have a great weekend campaigning, people. Tickie! Tickie! Rah! Rah! Rah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It ain&#8217;t over &#8217;till it&#8217;s over.&#8221; The current poll is still running! Right now it&#8217;s a bit of a Mira Grant runaway, thanks to a certain lulzy tweet by a certain author of rather substantial name recognition, but there&#8217;s still all weekend! To wit: HI MIRA GRANT FANS! Welcome to the site! The official poll [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}