{"id":1094,"date":"2011-09-10T20:17:24","date_gmt":"2011-09-11T03:17:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1094"},"modified":"2017-04-11T01:03:09","modified_gmt":"2017-04-11T08:03:09","slug":"we-are-totally-not-this-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/10\/we-are-totally-not-this-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"we are totally not this evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You cannot tell me this did not spawn a generation of seriously disturbing fetishists. I mean, seriously, what.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/webdebris.com\/70s\/2011\/08\/miracle-weight-loss-from-the-70s\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=1 src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2011-09\/sauna_pants.jpg\"><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t you rather wear some delightful <a href=\"http:\/\/cafepress.com\/solarbird\">TICKIEBOX IS YOUR MASTER NOW<\/a> apparel, designed <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/who-is-your-master-now\/\">by popular demand<\/a>? Now with 70% less vinyl!<\/p>\n<p><b>ETA:<\/b> Over on Livejournal, arjache has provided <a href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.livejournal.com\/1049020.html?thread=5778876#t5778876\">the original, un<strike>h<\/strike>airbrushed version of this photo<\/a>. It explains <em>much<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You cannot tell me this did not spawn a generation of seriously disturbing fetishists. I mean, seriously, what. Wouldn&#8217;t you rather wear some delightful TICKIEBOX IS YOUR MASTER NOW apparel, designed by popular demand? Now with 70% less vinyl! ETA: Over on Livejournal, arjache has provided the original, unhairbrushed version of this photo. It explains [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10328,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions\/10328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}