{"id":10473,"date":"2019-03-07T13:22:58","date_gmt":"2019-03-07T21:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=10473"},"modified":"2019-03-07T13:31:02","modified_gmt":"2019-03-07T21:31:02","slug":"my-real-life-encounter-with-the-metric-inch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2019\/03\/07\/my-real-life-encounter-with-the-metric-inch\/","title":{"rendered":"my real life encounter with the metric inch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hm. That&#8217;s &#8230; not a half-bad album title, is it? File <em>that<\/em> one away&#8230; \uff08\u2312\u25bd\u2312\uff09<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as you might tell from the last post, I&#8217;ve been doing a fair bit of studio maintenance lately, getting rid of redundant\/obsolete cabling, finally making second-tier stuff that wasn&#8217;t working actually work, all that. And a very small part of that work has been fixing an issue I noticed when I started using the new sound-engineer position that I made viable a few months ago.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not complicated: the studio computer monitors are on a post, mounted to the edge of the desk. It&#8217;s been fine. But when the monitors are rotated to face the new engineering location, it tilts a bit, and I&#8217;ve been thinking maybe it was tilting more lately. The edge of the desk is sturdy and there&#8217;s no damage that I can tell, but there is a gap between the overhang the clamp attaches to and the side of the desk, and what&#8217;s happening is that it&#8217;s flexing, and over time, it <Em>will<\/eM> break.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2019-03\/desk-metric-inch.gif\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So the obvious solution is to get some wood to fill the gap. Then the edge won&#8217;t be able to flex, and the monitor post will stay straight up.<\/p>\n<p>The funny thing was when I measured the gap, it was just under an inch. That&#8217;s a very annoying number for a variety of reasons, but I was like, well, whatever, I&#8217;ll sand something down.<\/p>\n<p>And I went down to the shop to find some wood and was poking around seeking something close, when I noticed some old fake-wood recycled-plastic decking samples that I&#8217;d got and not used for anything, and when I measured them, they were 25mm exactly &#8211; just under an inch.<\/p>\n<p>And measuring it in metric and getting 25mm exactly is what made me realise that it was <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/History_of_computer_hardware_in_Soviet_Bloc_countries\">one metric inch<\/a>. (TL;DR &#8211; it was an old USSR standard for converting stolen technology, particularly computer technology, to make the math easier in conversion to metric. Instead of 25.4mm\/inch, it was 25.0mm\/inch exactly.)<\/p>\n<p>So I sanded down a bit of the faux woodgrain (not included in the 25mm measurement) and checked the desk again and the gap was, in fact, 25mm, and with a little tapping with a hammer, the fill block I cut fits perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>The post no longer leans, and I now have had a real-life encounter with that historic oddity, the metric inch.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a checkbox item I didn&#8217;t even know was on the list and didn&#8217;t really need to be checked, but goddamn if I haven&#8217;t checked it. Go me. I guess. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hm. That&#8217;s &#8230; not a half-bad album title, is it? File that one away&#8230; \uff08\u2312\u25bd\u2312\uff09 Anyway, as you might tell from the last post, I&#8217;ve been doing a fair bit of studio maintenance lately, getting rid of redundant\/obsolete cabling, finally making second-tier stuff that wasn&#8217;t working actually work, all that. 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