{"id":10133,"date":"2017-02-03T08:30:24","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T16:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=10133"},"modified":"2017-02-03T08:49:31","modified_gmt":"2017-02-03T16:49:31","slug":"your-manic-pixie-murder-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/03\/your-manic-pixie-murder-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"your manic pixie murder machine"},"content":{"rendered":"

oh look, it’s a top-of-post eta:<\/b> All of Bandcamp’s profits today are going to the ACLU<\/a>, so that’s awesome. Go cruise around, check other bands not just us, see if there’s anything you like, buy it. Doesn’t have to be our work, just go do the thing, eh?<\/p>\n

Anyway, so, yeah. It’s been more than a little bad-crazy and it shows no signs of stopping. Hell, just staying my current<\/eM> degree of sane these days involves a lot of Overwatch, so let’s talk about that.<\/p>\n

I’m a Tracer main. I play a good bit of Pharah and D.va and I’m not a half-bad Ana or Zenyatta, but the outright majority of my playtime is Tracer.<\/p>\n

One of the things I drive for is damage efficiency. And by that, I mean no “trash damage” – damage done that does not<\/em> lead to a character elimination. So if I gold medal in damage, and don’t<\/em> gold in kills and\/or objective kills? I’m not playing well, even if we win.<\/p>\n

It’s not like with Junkrat, who has so much splatter weaponry, right? Splash damage is part of his game. There’s enough of it that even “trash damage” has impact, just by tying up enemy support. My area of effect, by contrast, is tiny<\/em>, and therefore, it needs to be effective<\/em>.<\/p>\n

There are four primary offensive stats in Overwatch games: total kills, objective kills, time spent on the objective itself, and total damage. If I get golds in all four, that’s good! But if I gold\/gold\/gold\/silver<\/em> or gold\/gold\/gold\/bronze<\/eM> (total kills, objective kills, time on objective, total damage)? That’s great<\/em>. It means I’m not wasting my shots. It says my damage output is disproportionately effective<\/em>, and says better<\/em> things, to my mind, then four golds. (And I kind of wish Overwatch acknowledged that.)<\/p>\n

So last night, I got gold\/gold\/gold\/NO MEDAL in a victory, which means like no<\/em> junk damage. Led team in total kills, objective kills, and time spent on objective, despite being no higher than fourth of six<\/em> in total damage done.<\/p>\n

That<\/em> is some goddamn efficiency.<\/p>\n

I don’t think I’ve managed gold\/gold\/gold\/NONE before, and I’m really<\/em> happy about it.<\/p>\n

I’ve got a song I’m writing, “Manic Pixie Murder Machine.” It’s very much not together yet but I think I see where it’s going, and of course, it’s about Tracer. And that<\/em> is the kind of Tracer I want to be in-game.<\/p>\n

Surely some of you have to play Overwatch. Who do you main?<\/p>\n

i’m not your goddamn limey waifu honey
\ni’m a manic pixie murder machiiiiiiiiiiiine<\/i><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

oh look, it’s a top-of-post eta: All of Bandcamp’s profits today are going to the ACLU, so that’s awesome. Go cruise around, check other bands not just us, see if there’s anything you like, buy it. Doesn’t have to be our work, just go do the thing, eh? Anyway, so, yeah. It’s been more than [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness","category-songs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10133"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10141,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10133\/revisions\/10141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}