{"id":10045,"date":"2016-12-20T08:30:46","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T16:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=10045"},"modified":"2016-12-19T23:39:41","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T07:39:41","slug":"i-have-never-seen-a-hard-drive-head-crash-this-pristine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/20\/i-have-never-seen-a-hard-drive-head-crash-this-pristine\/","title":{"rendered":"i have never seen a hard drive head crash this pristine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, this is like the canonical hard drive head crash. This should be some sort of textbook photo or classroom example piece. It&#8217;s goddamn <em>beautiful<\/em> in an elegant-termination way.<\/p>\n<p>If the canon Widowmaker from Overwatch made a hard drive crash, <em>this<\/em> is what it would look like. Pow.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-12\/perfect-crash.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just glad this was not a studio hard drive. It was one of the old laptops, and had failed a couple of years ago &#8211; did I mention that I am <em>dead serious<\/em> about cleaning out acres of old junk going into the new year? Well, I am.<\/p>\n<p>But&#8230; <eM>damn<\/em>. This is <em>almost<\/em> worth keeping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, this is like the canonical hard drive head crash. This should be some sort of textbook photo or classroom example piece. It&#8217;s goddamn beautiful in an elegant-termination way. If the canon Widowmaker from Overwatch made a hard drive crash, this is what it would look like. Pow. I&#8217;m just glad this was not a [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10045"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10048,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10045\/revisions\/10048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}