{"id":10034,"date":"2016-12-10T08:59:42","date_gmt":"2016-12-10T16:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=10034"},"modified":"2016-12-10T08:59:42","modified_gmt":"2016-12-10T16:59:42","slug":"straight-out-of-the-hobbit-if-smaug-was-a-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/10\/straight-out-of-the-hobbit-if-smaug-was-a-computer\/","title":{"rendered":"straight out of the hobbit, if smaug was a computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As per yesterday&#8217;s post, I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of new year&#8217;s cleanup\/clean<em>-out<\/eM>, and that includes old computer gear. And that lead to a series of events with my old AmigaUUCP Usenet site, lorbit.UUCP, as hosted on the very-heavily-modified homemade-tower-case Amiga 500, smaug.<\/p>\n<p>These series of events loosely follow the arc of the machine&#8217;s namesake, Smaug, the dragon, in <i>The Hobbit<\/i>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">smaug.lorbit.uucp, the ancient chiefest and greatest of calamities&#8230; awakens. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ivnBwE64VC\">pic.twitter.com\/ivnBwE64VC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807380556082073600\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">that is the actual physical a500-based monster of my own design, actually booted. holy hell.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807380937302360064\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">this thing is such a mess. want to see WOODEN DRIVE BAYS? Can do sport! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/81n3mGmtDF\">pic.twitter.com\/81n3mGmtDF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807381135659593729\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">gaze upon my abomination and despair <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YUN4YSf7Eq\">pic.twitter.com\/YUN4YSf7Eq<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807381832262000641\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">why yes that is a zorro II slot cage made out of LUMBER why do you ask <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uGtmLs2hDL\">pic.twitter.com\/uGtmLs2hDL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807382507016503296\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">keyboard also lumber? BUT OF COURSE <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/k6T5UtAVYH\">pic.twitter.com\/k6T5UtAVYH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807383202243350528\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">only the back tho&#39; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Sx6XfJV701\">pic.twitter.com\/Sx6XfJV701<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807383378542501888\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">on the plus side, it&#39;s an original A500 but with ECS chipset (find many of those I dare you) running at&#8230; 14.3 mhz? and 7x stock RAM. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qACTzkGaeo\">pic.twitter.com\/qACTzkGaeo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807385003805929472\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"es\" dir=\"ltr\">y2k compliant <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/HqBNTwoJH9\">pic.twitter.com\/HqBNTwoJH9<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807387683282567168\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\">@solarbirdy<\/a> this is so cascadian. would any part of this computer happen to be a chainsaw carving of sasquatch<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Orion Scribner (@frameacloud) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/frameacloud\/status\/807402002015657984\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/frameacloud\">@frameacloud<\/a> no but this is on the side of the monitor <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/0PlfU0mqXe\">pic.twitter.com\/0PlfU0mqXe<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807402435006205952\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just like in the book, one last rampage was it &#8211; the drive died after those photos! Fortunately I&#39;d imaged it _first_. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mojosarmy\">@mojosarmy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hqNrZLRY7i\">pic.twitter.com\/hqNrZLRY7i<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807471510654840832\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">OH MY GODS IT&#39;S THE SAME GOO AS THE MELTY FEET<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807472941768130562\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">THE DRIVE USED THE SAME PLASTIC IN THE HEAD MECHANISM AS WAS USED IN THE FEET IT TURNED TO GOO AND LOCKED THE HEADS <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FDm3icYz5C\">pic.twitter.com\/FDm3icYz5C<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807473448272306177\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">LOOOOOOOOOOK OMG <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/MNXrpUdQ5k\">pic.twitter.com\/MNXrpUdQ5k<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807473675674918912\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\">@solarbirdy<\/a> THIS USED TO BE RUBBER <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/evSZoJDKlv\">pic.twitter.com\/evSZoJDKlv<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807474142995836928\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">so gross i can&#39;t believe i managed to image this drive and even boot off it once it is a fucking miracle <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dCrcnsjjrm\">pic.twitter.com\/dCrcnsjjrm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807475553343156225\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">this stuff is UNQUESTIONABLY Satan&#39;s personal lubricant. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/eyvCM0XJXK\">pic.twitter.com\/eyvCM0XJXK<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807477491946295296\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">on the plus side, the death goo rampage gave me the opportunity to verify it still boots fine off floppy <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gQ2TzMkpOG\">pic.twitter.com\/gQ2TzMkpOG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807627743915425793\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">so there is, at least, that. (and the successfully-created image, of course. &lt;3 )<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; solarbirdy (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/status\/807630403473260544\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As per yesterday&#8217;s post, I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of new year&#8217;s cleanup\/clean-out, and that includes old computer gear. And that lead to a series of events with my old AmigaUUCP Usenet site, lorbit.UUCP, as hosted on the very-heavily-modified homemade-tower-case Amiga 500, smaug. 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