I realised this morning that I could totally add Bluetooth to this monster of a stage monitor I’ve been rebuilding and upgrading. I’ve made it self-powered and compliant to modern specs, why stop there? It’s portable! It even has a handle!

48 pounds! Two pounds less than a standard bag of concrete! PORTABLE!

I mean, okay, sure, I’d need a second one to deliver full stereo, but I could do that because I have two of them and could put on another jack to share channel two over to the second speaker and and and IT COULD WORK!

Someone please put a towel over my head.

This post is part of a series on restoring infamous vintage stage monitors. Spoiler: they made good, in the end.