a jaguar discography

Okay, so, when I added “Rain of Jaguars” to the list of apocalypse engines on a whim last week – it’s always been my favourite apocalypse legend by far – I was absolutely not expecting it to win, much less for people to start speculating about the mechanics of jaguar apocalypses, or “Jaguar Apocalypse” to become a miniature meme, but all that happened!

So the poll I had planned for this week is now put off, and instead we have this instead! It’s a poll populated by readers of this blog, a combination of “Apocalypse Jaguar is my ______________ Cover Band” jokes and Apocalypse Jaguar discography entries!

You guys are total freaks, you know that, right? XD

Creator of the winning poll entry wins a signed album, suitable for framing, playing, evangelising the band (aheh), distracting police while you finish targeting your heat ray, reflecting lasers onto the moon, what have you.

I gotta tell you, I might ask to steal one of these graphics – if an entry has a link on it, it’s to cover art – for show poster art. I’m not sayin’ which. But one of them. Clickie and see if you can figure out which. Meanwhile, go vote!

Discography Entry or Apocalypse Jaguar is my __________ Cover Band?

Apocalypse Jaguar is my BAD 80s METAL cover band. (7%, 1 Votes)

Apocalypse Jaguar is my HANOI ROCKS cover band. (0%, 0 Votes)

Cover art and album title: American Warlord, Brigham Young (0%, 0 Votes)

Cover art and album title: British Warlord, Aleister Crowley (0%, 0 Votes)

Cover art and album title: Raptor The Raptor, Dinosaur Warlord (20%, 3 Votes)

Cover art and album title: 2012: The Final Album (13%, 2 Votes)

Album title: Reign in Blood (0%, 0 Votes)

Album title: 2012, Mother Maya Metampomp Up the Volume (27%, 4 Votes)

Album title: Claws, Fangs and Heavy Metal, featuring the hit single, "I Don’t Purr For Anyone." (20%, 3 Votes)

The Inevitable Tickiebox of Merch! (53%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 15

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